Sorbet, the Sheilded Whistleblower of Sucralose

name: Sorbet
title: the Shielded Whistleblower of Sucralose
type: poultry/paranoid investigator
species: chicken/scholar of heart/unstable opportunist

Sorbet's academic pedigree is unknown and wiped from international data logs, yet promises she has a deep and extensive background with several universities studying the black market sugar trade and sucralose conspiracies. Digging too deep into the CEOs of various unnatural sugar alternative manufacturers has wiped her record and citizenship clean and is now in hiding somewhere in the southwest united states, working as a tailor for sewing zippers onto memory foam pillows.